I wonder sometimes
about damned silly things
like how in the hell
can violets be blue
or shrimp be colossal
what in the world is
a rate of slow speed
or a pile of clean dirt
how exactly does one
write a lengthy brief
or lay even odds
who could possibly ever
be called a real phony
when I look in the mirror
why is the first phrase
that comes into mind
pretty ugly
(originally posted May 2013)
Ah, now sure an’ yer bein’ too rough on yerself, laddy. That was a dang fine poem though!
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Thanks, Ernie.
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Awww– the last line is not true– not from your picture!! Loved this word play with oxymora! They are such fun and you did a great job of calling lots up for show.
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It was fun to play with.
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Great stuff there, Paul!
I see your Muse has returned… : )
Take care,
Paul
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Well, she woke up for a bit.
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I’m on to you, Paul! There is humor in your lines. LOL
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Enjoy it while you can. I don’t really do humor that often.
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Oh you’ve got me laughing, now!
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I’m glad of that.
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I like it , it was a fun read
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Thanks. Fun to write, too.
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Well done Muse, definitely did the job!
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she ought to – I pay her enough with my sleepless imaginings
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Nice, reminds me a little of a George Carlin bit. 🙂
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he was a cultural genius
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Reblogged this on Poesy plus Polemics.
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Excellent! reminded me so much of the late Andy Rooney from 60 Minutes 🙂
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I’m flattered – he was a delightful curmudgeon
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Strangely familiar feelings.
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language sometimes confounds
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What a fun poem…and such true wonderings…except the last line. Not true.
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ha ha, well that’s a matter of opinion I suppose
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Just a damned silly thought that passed my mind: if hyacinths are violet and violets are blue, does that make hyacinths by extension blue too?
I really liked the poem. And what Maggie said. You’re beautiful: words, kindly face, poetry and all.
But I see the word play. Hehe. Loved the poem. ❤
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a bit of resurrected fluff
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Delightfully playful.
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*smile*
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Playful and fun.
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I’m glad it came across that way
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The lightness of your poem goes with a summer day. Great wordplay.
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I have an occasional light interlude
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I remember this one. Is your torment any less now?
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not sure what torment, so I guess so
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About the oxymora that exist in life all around us.
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Oh I know I shouldn’t laugh, but that final line got me!! 🙂 Oxymorons are just plain fun.
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happy to elicit a laugh – they’re hard to come by lately
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We can commiserate together…
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The humour may be infrequent, but all the more enjoyable for it!
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nice of you to say so
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